There is snow on the ground outside Casa del Raptor right now. And it’s still coming down. Hard. Total accumulation for the day is supposed to be between 2 and 4 inches. The whole area is suffering from a collective case of Areyouseriousitus.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Philadelphia area, we usually don’t get snow until late January or early February. The local meteorologists sometimes predict snow as early as November, but if we get any, it’s never anything more than a few flurries. We haven’t had any snow accumulate on the ground in October since the 1940s.
So… Global Warming/Climate Change… the Earth’s temperature is increasing… uh huh… melting ice caps and dying polar bears…. right, sure… no more snow, ever… *snort!*
Al Gore can come up here and kiss my… *examines posterior* …okay, if I had a fat ass, Al Gore could come up here and kiss it.