This is news?
No, seriously. This is really important news? #2 on CNN’s Top Ten?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
With all the crap going on the world right now, they give a 300 word obituary to a dead cat, just because he belonged to an ex-President? Are you [censored] kidding me? Most humans don’t get obits that are half that long! What the heck is wrong with you, CNN?
Oh, if for some reason you want to, you can read all about it here.