Not Much Ado About a Couple of Things

First off, good news: My cold is gone!

Secondly, better news: Eye of the Tiger is no longer stuck in my head.

Third, my Ninjas vs. Pirates movie poster contests ends tomorrow and I only have 1 entry! Lets go, people!!!

Halloween is tomorrow night and I have no costume. *sigh* So, I guess this means I’ll do what I do every year: throw on some of my camo clothes and dress up as a soldier while I hand out candy to the little kiddies… hey, what the…? HEY!

*random scuffling sounds*

And as we all know, Halloween is the night when the most monster attacks are reported, so protect your little Trick-or-Treaters with the newest product from MonsterSlayer Inc.!

We first take a Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine gun and modify it to reliably fire silver 9mm hollowpoint rounds, making it ideal for both zombies and werewolves. Then we add and extended accurized barrel with an intergral supressor and a scope, which we pre-zero at the factory for excaptional accuracy out to 200 yards. Next we attach a bipod for further aid in accuracy at longer ranges. Then we add two laser/flashlight modules (one on each side of the barrel) for anti-vampire combat. A third laser sight below the scope adds further accuracy at extreme range. Lastly, we attach a grenade launcher below the barrel, which fires incendiary gernades (perfect for dealing with mummies) out to a range of 80 yards. A tactical sling for easy transport completes the package.

The MonsterSlayer Inc. AMT2 represents the pinnicle of Anti-Monter Tool technology. This is, without a doubt, the ultimate solution for keeping your Trick-or-Treaters safe this Halloween!

Thanks, but I prefer my good ol’ .45 here.


Oh dear!

*ka-BLAM* *thump*

Okay, that random salesmen guy who keeps invading my blog has been-ah-dealt with. Permanently. You know, it’s ashame he had to-uh-leave, as this is one sweet MP5. I don’t think he’ll mind if I keep it…

In the mean time, my offer to link to your blog if you link to mine still stands. Let me know if you set up a link.

Anyways, yeah, that’s all I got for now. GET THOSE POSTERS IN ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!


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